GOOD GOD, WHY RUSH MARRIAGE AND BABIES?!
Give it time, people! The divorce rate is at 50% last I heard, and I just don’t understand the hurry!
Give it time, people! The divorce rate is at 50% last I heard, and I just don’t understand the hurry!

GPOY
I am so bored and so don’t want to research whether or not JFK called himself a jelly donut. But I have a wonderful fire going at my mom’s place, and a cup of hocho to keep me company. ;)
My grandpa is dying and I’m real, real sad… All I wanna do is be sad.
Trivia tonight. Boozin’ tonight. Neeeeed…. Alcohol…. :(
UGH, those nights when you realize that that assignment you kept thinking was “not due for a long time” is due TOMORROW….
Classical Christmas music on Pandora + five hour energy should solve this fuck up. ;)
Help! I’m addicted to Toddlers in Tiaras!!
I should have seen this coming… It was only a matter of time.
I have to move someplace new in 6 months, and I desperately don’t want to move home! Someone wanna live with me?! ;)