January 2012
4 posts
I need to have less successful friends. Everyone who’s graduating is making me feel like a huge loser.
Stress makes me mean.
Sex & booze make me better. ;)
December 2011
3 posts
GOOD GOD, WHY RUSH MARRIAGE AND BABIES?!
Give it time, people! The divorce rate is at 50% last I heard, and I just don’t understand the hurry!
November 2011
11 posts
My grandpa is dying and I’m real, real sad… All I wanna do is be sad.
Trivia tonight. Boozin’ tonight. Neeeeed…. Alcohol…. :(
UGH, those nights when you realize that that assignment you kept thinking was “not due for a long time” is due TOMORROW….
Classical Christmas music on Pandora + five hour energy should solve this fuck up. ;)
“If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.”
– W. H. Auden
Help! I’m addicted to Toddlers in Tiaras!!
I should have seen this coming… It was only a matter of time.
Check out my new shop, bitches!! →
I have to move someplace new in 6 months, and I desperately don’t want to move home! Someone wanna live with me?! ;)
OH MY GOD I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DO ANYTHING.
October 2011
37 posts
Stress & Halloween make me eat like a freaking cow, apparently…. Time to buckle down, goddammit.
In other news, I went to a haunted house last night… Less scary than expected…
DRUNKEN TRIVIA!!!
Fuck yes winningggg
Five hour energy is the only thing that’s about to get me through this class. So boring…
It’s so strange to think about where I was, or even WHO I was, a year ago. So I just looked back through my posts from last October, and it’s just so strange. A year ago yesterday was mine and Scott’s first date. If I’m being honest, I did NOT see it lasting this long, hahaha. So strange… I was still at SAU, still pretending to believe things I’ve never really...
Uhh... I'm glad I'm not watching this game?
Sounds ugly.
I have the sniffles. It’s gross and unattractive and makes for poor customer-servicing on my part. Sorry Old Nave’… ;)
Last night I was a vampire. All I wanted was to wear a hot, pretty dress for Halloween so I bought a pretty pretty red satin dress and paired it with fence net tights, black eye makeup, and a saucy drip of fake blood. Yummm. Now if only I could get the fangs to...
Someone explain Doctor Who to me?
Someone ask me questions, I am so goddamn bored..... →
I finally made time to paint my nails today. It’s been so long since I’ve painted them, that they look weird to me now… The last time I painted them I had long braided pigtails and went to the beach. Today I had goosebumps every time I stepped outside.
Today I fought with Scott a lot. 95.5% because I was a bitch and 4.5% because he said the wrong things. He keeps barking at me...
brohanfranzen:
Stop making me want you so bad
Today I hate everyone.
I'm playing hooky today.
Why, you ask?
Because I’m fucking tired, bitches. Today, I take a break from LIFE. Suck it, world.
BOOBS KEEP SHRINKING… HELL YES!!!
LIFE IS FUCKING WEIRD.
Oh my god, Old Navy, your commercials are so annoying… Stop embarrassing me for working there..
Why do people in their mid to late twenties feel the need to break friendships over petty bullshit that should be meaningless at this point? Boyfriend’s best friend is causing all kinds of ridiculous drama and making up nonsensical reasons to be “infuriated”… It’s bothering me so much. She keeps saying that like, Scott and I need to deal with our issues amongst...